You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks — and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.
Been in a band? — Yes.
Knitted? — No.
Been on TV? — Yes.
Shot a gun? — Yes.
Skinny-dipped? — Yes.
Given someone stitches? — No.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No.
Ridden a surfboard? — Yes.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes.
Had surgery? — No.
Streaked? — No.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No.
Tripped on mushrooms? — No.
Passed out when NOT drinking? — Yes.
Peed on a bush? — No.
Donated Blood? — Yes.
Grabbed electric fence? — No.
Eaten alligator meat? - No.
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes.
Eaten your kid's Halloween candy? — No.
Killed an animal when not hunting? — No.
Peed your pants in public? — No.
Snuck into a movie without paying? - No.
Written graffiti? — No.
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Yes.
Think about the future? — Yes.
Been in handcuffs? — Yes.
Believe in love? — Yes.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — No.